BONER packs serious wood — a bold, rugged blend of rich mahogany, sturdy oak, crisp cedar, and exotic teak.
It's unapologetically masculine with deep, earthy forest vibes that command attention... yet versatile enough for anyone who can't resist a seriously woodsy scent. Perfect for those who like their beard game strong, timeless, and a little wild.
What’s Included:
- Beard Oil (Choose Size): Hydrate and condition your beard with a signature scent
Benefits:
- Stronger, Healthier Beard — Nourishes follicles to build resilience and promote fuller, more vibrant growth.
- Locks in Lasting Moisture — Deeply hydrates to banish dryness, itch, and flaking for all-day comfort.
- Ultra-Soft & Silky Feel — Conditions every hair for incredible softness that's touchably smooth—no more rough, wiry strands.
- Effortless Styling & Shine — Tames flyaways, adds natural polish, and makes grooming a breeze for that sharp, put-together look.
- Irresistible, All-Day Scent — Delivers a fresh, captivating fragrance that lingers subtly, turning heads without overwhelming.
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Calms & Soothes Skin — Reduces inflammation and irritation under the beard, creating the perfect foundation for healthy, itch-free growth.
Made in Ohio USA
Smell Great
Directions:
- Squeeze desired amount into your palm or directly onto your beard
- Work into your beard and style!
Ingredients:
- Avocado Oil: Loaded with rich, nourishing goodness to deeply moisturize your beard and the skin beneath, boosting strength, elasticity, and healthier growth with less breakage.
- Apricot Kernel Oil: A lightweight powerhouse packed with vitamins A, C, and E plus nourishing fatty acids to fortify your beard, soften strands, and deliver lightweight hydration without any greasy feel.
- Sweet Almond Oil: The ultimate beard conditioner that nourishes deeply, locks in moisture, banishes itchiness, adds a healthy shine, and helps keep your facial hair strong, soft, and totally manageable.
- Fragrance Oil: Skin-safe and proudly phthalate-free, infusing your beard with a bold, signature scent that's as captivating as your new-and-improved look without being overpowering.
Available in three convenient options: a generous 4 oz full-size bottle, a practical 2 oz everyday hero, or a 0.5 oz sample size perfect for trying before committing.
The two full sizes (2 oz and 4 oz) come in sleek, reusable screw-top bottles equipped with a precision applicator tip — making it ridiculously easy (and mess-free) to target exactly where your beard needs it most.
The handy sample size arrives in a compact flip-top bottle that's travel-friendly and super simple to use on the go.